- tumblr: you have an unsaved post! click here to--
- me: SHUT UP STOP REMINDING ME OF MY FAILED ATTEMPTS TO BE CLEVER.
there’s a 17 year old on tv who has had over 60 one night stands
i like blogging and eating ice cream
- me: hey I just met you and-
- me: why are you walking away
- musicians: stop illegally downloading our music we're broke
- kids: but we're broke too
the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn
honey, you missed auburn big time
(Source: ifyoucarryonthisway)

